Avatar Explanation Part 2

Quite often SRK.com has a lot of relationship help threads. Threads imploring people to help them talk to this one girl, or how to approach girls, or whether or not to stay pursuing a girl. In some respect, these two avatars are the result of all the idiocy that comes with the female relationship.

These sprites have been ripped from the game Street Fighter III 3rd Strike - Fight For The Future, one of the most fluidly animated fighting games out there on the market. The animation is quite stunning on every character, however sadly the game itself met with little success compared to the early days of Street Fighter 2. One thing is that you can go through an entire set of a character and notice a lot of animation quirks that were never seen before. It's quite sad that the game moves so fast that you can't see these neat little animations.

However I didn't rip these sprites myself obviously, since they came from this website, which conviniently had the entire sprite sets of each character set up in zipped files.

The first mating ritual is basically explaining a certain phrase being tossed around the boards; >Surprise Sex, a term I don't know actually appeared in any news clippings as a defense to rape, or just something evolved out of internet lingo. Nevertheless, surprise sex is a pretty crass but funny way to show how desperate some of the people on SRK.com have to sink in order to get some.

The second method refers good old fashion Handjobs (HJ), however the sad thing being they would have to trick someone in order to get the handjob, namely placing your wang and a bannana at a convinient place. The term assist isn't thrown in there for no reason, but refers to a now popular term on the boards in regards to the assist system from MvC1 and MvC2. The system is basically assigned to a button or a combination of buttons that basically calls out an extra character on the screen causing an attack. It's funny because quite often these said attacks can really determine the difference between a solid win and a solid loss, in fact a lot of the times, these assists help in prolonging the hurt that you can put onto someone.

Now the term assist can be used interchangably as to anything that helps out a person. Much like "Emeril with ESSENCE assist" or "Conan O Brien with Triumph the Dog Assist", it can be used with anyone with anything, or even objects with anything.

As for the names of the genus....well for a vid gaming message board, SRK.com is pretty much devoid of women/girls. Conviniently stolen from the Road Runner clips. Sadly our resident freak before our very eyes, cybered with a guy posing as a girl by the name of Redqueen, only to be later revealed....to be a guy. Even more frightening is that they wonderfully decided to keep a friendly relationship, considering our resident freak...well he's our resident freak. I can count the active posting female population that I know of prolly on one hand. Of course there are plenty of horny male individuals online on the board....you just have to give them a chance. LOL